I'm sitting there on Chris's porch and up stumbles this drunk straight boy. He asks if he can sit down. And we say sure. He sits smokes with us. Chris goes inside. All of the sudden he starts talking to me about all his girl problems and how he's thinking about switching teams. Totally takes me off guard right? So the wheel starts turning. He's cute. Is he interested or is he just really drunk... ya know, the normal questions. So we go back to his apartment. And he seems genuinely interested... And I am interested too. WOO!!!! Oh wait.... you want me to come meet your friend? Okay! la lalala lala... wait... this is your ex-girlfriend??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Oh wait... and she's smart too, because that bitch would not leave us alone. Then when she finally did... it was just awkward. So he finally asks if I'm tired... I'm all like yea a lil bit. Where should I sleep. Oh with you... okay I can be good with that... and what does the girlfriend say? "I'm sleeping in the middle." so what do I say.
PEACE! I'm OUT!
Happy St. Patricks Day